I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
That would involve kissing me, and I’m some gross asshole. So good luck.
Aw, dude. What happened to take such a huge shit on your self-esteem? Was it seriously that alien girl ditching you and your E.T. penis?
You’re not gross, dumbshit. You actually own a hairbrush whereas I don’t. You also actually get laid. Damn son.
Watch your mouth or I’ll break your nose again.
It’s a good thing I carry seven combs on me at all times.
cant be helped