Not gay.

the sleep is not my friend.

If I ever met Alastor in person and he blew up like that I think the temptation to pinch his cheeks would be overwhelming.

I ain’t no m-AI-l order bride.

This is why I don’t give out my name, Halabama. Take note.

You tagged yourself on your own post... but weren't you just pestering Jake over the difference between your url and autorespondents? ouo /not sorry at all
Anonymous

Alabama, ArkansasI do love my ma and paNot that way that I do love youHoly moley, me oh myYou’re the apple of my eyeGirl, I’ve never loved one like youMan, oh man, you’re my best friendI scream it to the nothingnessThere ain’t nothing that I needWell, hot and heavy, pumpkin pieChocolate candy, Jesus ChristAin’t nothing please me more than youAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youLa, la, la, la, take me homeMommy, I’m coming homeI’ll follow you into the parkThrough the jungle, through the darkGirl, I never loved one like youMoats and boats and waterfallsAlleyways and pay phone callsI’ve been everywhere with youThat’s true, laugh until we think we’ll dieBarefoot on a summer nightNever could be sweeter than with youAnd in the streets you run a-freeLike it’s only you and meGeez, you’re something to seeAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youLa, la, la, la, take me homeDaddy, I’m coming homeJade Alexander, do you remember that day you fell out of my window?I sure do, you came jumping out after meWell, you fell on the concrete, nearly broke your ass, You were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you out to the hospital, you remember that?Yes, I do, well, there’s something I never told you about that nightWhat didn’t you tell me?While you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was going to be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you until just nowAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youAh, home, let me go homeHome is where I’m alone with youHome, let me come homeHome is wherever I’m with youAh, home, yes I am homeHome is when I’m alone with youAlabama, ArkansasI do love my ma and paMoats and boats and waterfallsAlleyways and pay phone callsAh, home, let me go homeHome is wherever I’m with youAh, home, let me go homeHome is where I’m alone with youWritten by Jade Allyson Castrinos Alex M T Ebert Lyrics © CHRYSALIS MUSIC GROUPLyrics powered by LyricFind

autorespondent:

(KICKS A SMALL CHILD.)

JUNIOR!!!

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I’m not even smiling. These Hal jokes are weak.

autorespondent:

2noopdogg:

YOU TELL ME TWO 2TOP AND THEN PTU THE PO2T2 IIN YOUR 2AVE TAG.

IT’S SO I CAN REMEMBER TO HATE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING.

Patriotism like that really turns me on.

Bolluxs.

Blastoise?
Edit: I FCKONG TAGGED MYSELF

2noopdogg:

you 2eem a liittle halarmed.

I swear to God if you weren’t already dead,

autorespondent:

I’M GONNA HURT ALL OF YOU.

Arnold. We’re all adults here.

**~psychopathic cutie~**

♡ QUEEN BITCH ♡.

autorespondent:

auto-responding:

You’ve all sent Alabama into a fit of hysteria with your voting.

IT’S ALASTOR, YOU SON OF A FUCK.

Settle down Aladdin.

You’ve all sent Alabama into a fit of hysteria with your voting.